MAY DAY!

MAY DAY! MAY DAY!

UNTO SIR DIETRICH AND LADY YNEZ, BARON AND BARONESS OF TWIN MOONS:

BEST WISHES TO YOUR EXCELLENCIES!

Another first for Twin Moons! We had our first "catered" archery practice. M'lady Dierdre brought orange juice and strawberry shortcake to a practice this month. Judging by the leftovers (none), archery works up quite an appetite.

Huzzahs also to repulsing both Evil Mutant Trolls and waterbeasties in April. The archers, led by m'lord Daniel Fairgrey, turned back great numbers of the pesky trolls. Lord Tibor, no doubt taking serious his status as seneschal, led the rout of waterbeasties, aided by Lords Argyle and William and Lady Bronwen.

As long as this report seems to be about our repulsive archers, I'll include one more item.

I've been asked lately about one of our more "painful" awards. As an archer, I'm proud of the loosed shafts and straight arrows of Twin Moons. However, the Groin's Bane award doesn't get the infamy it deserves. What better way to intimidate potential foes than to celebrate Twin Moons skill at enemy birth control? So raise a cup (and wear one!) to our holders of the Groin"s Bane!

Alana O'Maoilriain (Primier)

Mathghamhain MacAlpine

Mark the Immoral

Lorin of Greenbriar

Quire David Nicholas

Uko d'Aosta

Isabel d' Estella

And thanks to Lady Vivian for the inside story.

Tibor the Indecisive Robin of Greenbriar In service to the Dream:

Owen Blakshepe